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breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

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(via australianpikachu)

WiFi:connected
Me:then fucking act like it

discoboob:

OMFG I HIT THE PLAY BUTTON IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS AND ALL THEY HEARD WAS “HOW TO GIVE A BLOW JOB” AND THEYRE TELLING ME ITS OK TO COME OUT AND IM CRYING

IM CRYING

(Source: brightwall, via australianpikachu)

toopunktofuck:

whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do

I just want to tell them

did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him

u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom

(via australianpikachu)

bigeisamazing:

*at Starbucks*

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*sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman*

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*would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes*

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"that’s clearly not any of my business"

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(via so-humorous)

darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

(Source: khione, via trust)

timelady-of-221b:

I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL ANXIETY BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO DYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND HANG OUT AND RELAX AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE ALONE AND LONELY AND FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT YOU DO FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T EVEN RELAX ENOUGH TO TALK TO PEOPLE WITHOUT OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING

(via nxkdeep)